needs...
looks like....
does....
hates....
goes or has gone...
loves...
eats...
has.....
died....
will.....
So, here is my life according to Google:
Jen needs to have a session or two with a therapist.
(so true!)Jen Looks Like She Has Down's.
Jen does not like being kept waiting. (again, true!)
Jen Hates Evil Empire Starbucks (so NOT true!)
Jen goes hairless!
Jen loves dimples. (true - especially on my kids!)
JEN EATS CARBS! (crap, I've been found out!
)Jen Has Moved...also Jen has always followed her heart, and my favorite: Jen has herpes and gonnarhea (
)Jen died suddenly and painlessly in a car accident (
)Jen Will Become Prettier Than Angelina, Even If It Takes All the Plastic Surgery In the World (
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