Thoughts From the Minivan: What happened to Spiderman?

What happened to Spiderman?

Yes, he has been beheaded. By Griffin. Where is his head you ask? Well, to put it bluntly, it is somewhere in Griff's intestinal tract. Get it?

Have I mentioned Griffin is 4? He is very good at it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: Mason will be four next month. Is this what we have to look forward to?

Jennie; March 28, 2008 at 3:45 PM

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Mother, O Mother, come shake out your cloth,
Empty the dustpan, poison the moth,
Hang out the washing, make up the bed,
Sew on a button and butter the bread.

Where is the mother whose house is so shocking?
She's up in the nursery, blissfully rocking.

Oh, I've grown as shiftless as Little Boy Blue,
Lullabye, rockabye, lullabye loo.
Dishes are waiting and bills are past due
Pat-a-cake, darling, and peek, peekaboo

The shopping's not done and there's nothing for stew
And out in the yard there's a hullabaloo
But I'm playing Kanga and this is my Roo
Look! Aren't his eyes the most wonderful hue?
Lullabye, rockaby lullabye loo.

The cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow
But children grow up as I've learned to my sorrow.
So quiet down cobwebs; Dust go to sleep!
I'm rocking my baby and babies don't keep.

-Ruth Hurlburt Hamilton (1958)